Thursday, August 23, 2007

Astro Baby: Baby Virgo

The Knocked-Up Knockout: Astro Baby
The AstroTwins Ohira & Tali Edut, http://www.astrostyle.com/
As told to Hannah Claire Shapiro


Raising kids is a big job, no matter what your child's zodiac sign. Astrology can help you make sense of the process. Wondering how that meticulous child came from your disorganised genes? Or how a die-hard Labour supporter could spawn a Young Conservative? The answers may be written in the stars and the Astro Twins, Tali and Ophira Edut, astrologers to the literal stars (Avril Lavigne, Andre 3000, Jack Osbourne, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are amongst their celeb clientele), are exclusively sharing their breadth of knowledge with us. They have great tips on how to bring out your child's best traits and happiness, tailored to the personality of each sign. And, if your interest is piqued, just email the twins your child’s birth information (date, time, location etc) for a personalised and in-depth look at your child’s very own, one-of-a-kind birth chart. I did it for Asher—and myself—and the results were nothing short of phenomenal.

So, as we head into late August, let’s take a look at the Virgo child… Know anyone expecting this month? Tell them to get prepared for what’s in store by reading up on Master or Miss Virgo right here!

The Virgo Child
Virgo babies are particular: they know what they like and will definitely let you know what they DON'T like, especially when it comes to food. Since this sign rules the digestive system, your Virgo may need a special diet or be a bit of a finicky eater. Creatures of habit, these babies do best with a set routine and schedule. No need to OD on the loud mobiles and pictures of bunnies and duckies on the wall. Virgos are neat freaks and will prefer simple surroundings without a lot of distractions. Play soft soothing music and decorate in whites. Ruled by communication planet Mercury, many Virgos read or speak early. Give them lots of books and puzzles to play with. While they may look innocent, they may develop a mischievous streak as they get bigger. Distract them with crafts and model kits. Working with their hands can absorb them for hours.
Playtime:* Virgo is the sign of the helper and they love to feel useful by lending a hand. Create games out of their chores. If anyone could turn dishwashing into an imaginary activity, it's this kid.
* Mercury-ruled Virgos are chatty, and need lots of friends to bounce ideas off of. Since they're more verbal than most, they may want to hang out with the grownups or an older group of kids.
-With a younger bunch, they may be bossy, critical, or even tattletales, which could cause friction with siblings and peers. Guide them gently in their early socializing so they develop a kinder, gentler approach with kids their own age.
* Give them lots of hands-on activities like crafts or building blocks. With their active minds, they'll also enjoy puzzles and books.

Parenting Tips:* Don't get on the soapbox about kids watching too much TV. Virgos learn best from observing and can benefit from educational DVDs and computer games.
* Cool it with the criticism, even the constructive type. Virgo is the sign of the perfectionist and these kids can be quite hard on themselves. Let them know it's okay to make mistakes, so they don't wind up hiding their troubles from you or developing self-destructive behaviors.
* Find a pre-school that takes early enrollment. Your Virgo will have an active mind and may be ready to learn at a younger age than the average kid.
· Spell out the rules in black and white. Virgos are clever and know how to confuse parents with long-winded stories or excuses. Writing the ground rules out on a piece of paper and post them for all to see can put an end to young Virgo's protests.

Visit the AstroTwins at www.astrostyle.com

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The wonder of Asher

I can't believe that my little peanut is now a little over 20 months old. And I know (I KNOW) that I am as biased as any mother but oh my goodness, my son is amazing! These months are becoming so exciting now that he has entered toddlerhood. Each day brings with it a new word (today's is (finally!) "yes"; yesterdays was "purple") and his vocabulary is getting pretty extensive, encompassing shapes and colors. And he understands even more than he can say. We do still need to work on numbers (he thinks it is "one, two, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!") and the alphabet... but what's the rush?! Asher is soaking up his world and its language like a little sponge and I marvel at his ability and his growth each and every day.

Asher's words to date:
Yes, No, Peas, Cheese, Please, Juice, Bottle, Pink, Pig, Moo, Neigh, Quack, Duck, Sssss (for the snake), twit twoo, tweet weet, meow, woof, puppy, dog, elephant noise with action, gribbit, baa, choo choo, beep, brum brum, bagel, mummy, daddy, joy, nana, tata, amma, poppa, TT (TV), backpack, blue's clues, two, purple, blue, circle, triangle, cracker, pool, car, door, more, mine, me, you, carly, nat, tea, T, D, B......

There may be more....


I am amazed how he is his own person. The same person he has been since birth--just more of him, so to speak. It is incredible that boyhood is innate, as is personality. Asher was funny even as a newborn.

One thing I have realised... it is so hard to NOT be philosophical when you are a mother. Through our children we get to re-experience the wonder of our world. And though as an adult I despair at so much, through Asher's innocent eyes, I am able to see the amazement and wonder that the simplest things in life contain. Parenthood makes you strive to be the best you can be and gives you cause to be harder on yourself when you fail. Your sense of self becomes tangled up in the web of another human being, your morals are becoming theirs. Being a mother is the most responsible and challenging job known to man. I challenge anyone who says differently.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Fun in the Sun (Or shade)

The Knocked-Up Knockout: Fun in the Sun (or Shade)
Hannah Claire Shapiro

“Summer’s in the air, every time I look around..”. My current mental soundtrack keeps skipping to this classic each time I step outdoors, or look outside to my veranda and pool deck. I know the weather in Blighty is far from perfect right now but you can at least, I’m sure, appreciate how strange it must be to live in almost-constant sunshine when you hail from the country everyone thinks of as grey. Oh, and wet. It also gives me ample opportunity to test out all the fab sun products on the market these days, to share my faves with you in time for your summer hols. From fake tans to sun-tan lotions and aftersuns, I’ve got your skin covered.

FAKING IT
There are so many fantastic fake tan solutions available to us these days and it is difficult to assess from the bottles alone, which are the products best suited to you. Here are a few of my personal faves.

>> Top Five Cosmetics

Hoola, £22.50, Benefit. This bronzing powder even warms up my dull complexion. I use it all over my face and décolletage. This is my “can’t-live-without” product for sun-kissed looks!

2. Dallas, £22.50, Benefit. I apply this to my cheeks, post-Hoola, for an enviable sun-kissed glow. The pinky hues in Dallas make this a great blush-alternative on top of bronzer to avoid that flat-face look.

3. 10, £22.50, Benefit. For a subtler bronzed look on top of regular face makeup, you must, must, must try this genius product. It is so darned simple to use and results are nothing short of amazing, as you bronze and highlight in one, quick sweep of the brush. All you have to do? Follow the enclosed instructions.

Star Bronzer, £24, Lancôme. For a quick, need-to-get-out-the-door-in-two-minutes instant fix, you cannot beat this product. Use the sponge to sweep this all over your face as you would any pressed powder (don’t forget to blend once you get in the car!), and you have instant glow. Ta-dah!

5. Powder bronzer (Park Avenue Princess), $28 , Tartecosmetics.com. This is a great compact to keep in your handbag. It is a universal bronze—it works on pasty-old-me and my South Beach sun-kissed pals—that instantly livens up that mid-afternoon dullness us Mummies know far too well so that we are perked up and pretty by the time dear hubby arrives home.

>> Top Five Lotions & Potions

Jiffy Tan, £17.50, Benefit. This lotion is GENIUS. I rarely have the time for traditional fake tanning but you can slap this on in, well, a jiffy, and the perfect results are fool-proof.

Flash Bronzer, £19.50, Lancôme. Whether you opt to use this formula for just your face, or all over, and no matter which consistency (gel, mousse, cream) you choose, the Lancome Flash Bronzer fake-tanning range is consistently fantastic.

Whipped Bronze Mousse, £20, St. Tropez. There’s a reason why fashion-and-beauty-know-it-all, Victoria Beckham, is still such a die-hard fan of St. Tropez tans despite a bevy of competitors on the market. All their products, when used correctly, achieve the desired results. (Don’t forget your gloves, which are sold separately.) My personal all-time, home-use fave is the whipped mousse, though you can’t beat the look you’ll get if you have the tan applied professionally.

Sun Free Self-Tanning Formula, $22.50, Kiehls.com. This self-tanner is so gentle, it can be used on all skin types—wonderful for the sensitive likes of me. The cream is so easy to apply and guarantees an even application with results you can see in just one hour. What’s more, the folks at Kiehls guarantee their products are not tested on animals so you can use this one with a clear conscience.

Sunburst Beaded Bronzing Facial Moisturiser, $28, Tartecosmetics.com. This moisturizer-meets-bronzer is another brilliant instant fix! The bronzing beads in the moisturiser burst on contact with skin, delivering an instant, water-resistant glow. The best part—the lotion has skincare benefits: Vitamins A & E help condition skin and fight free radicals while silicone polymer & cellulose help absorb excess oils to keep you relatively shine-free in the heat. What more could a girl want?!

FUN IN THE SUN (THE REAL McCOY!)

Before we begin, here’s the essential low-down on sunbathing.

Firstly, and most importantly, the SPF factor does not inhibit your ability to tan. This is merely a numeric indication of how much longer you can stay in the sun without burning. For example, if you would usually begin to burn after 30 minutes in intense sunlight, then with SPF 15 lotion, you will be able to, theoretically, stay in the sun for 450 minutes, or seven and a half hours. However, this does not indicate durability of the lotion and most lotions should be reapplied every hour and a half or so, or once you begin to see a change in skin colour.

Secondly, it is important to bear in mind that when you are sitting in direct sunlight with your sunnies on, you are less likely to see if you are beginning to resemble a lobster rather than a bronzed sun goddess. The easiest way to check up is to find a spot of shade and press your skin, if the pressure point stays white for a while it means you are burning and it’s time to head home and out of the sun for that day.

Thirdly, it goes without saying that if you are pregnant, you should avoid long periods of time in direct sunlight. Instead, enjoy the sun under the shade of a tree or beach umbrella. But still be sure to lotion up with adequate SPF.

And lastly, after a day in the sun, be sure to apply a rich moisturiser all over post-shower to replenish your skin and quench its thirst. As you are dehydrating your skin by sitting in the sun, it is therefore also advisable to avoid post-sunbathing soaks in the tub.

>>Top Five Sun-Tan Lotions

Vital Sun protection SPF 30, $18.50, Kiehls.com. This is my all-time must-have sun-tan lotion. It is so gentle that you can use it on both yourself and baby, which also means it is safe to use while pregnant. It is lightweight, non greasy, non sticky and doesn’t sting your eyes once you begin to schvitz. What more could you want?!

Ultra-Hydrating Sun Protector for Face SPF 20, $28, avanceskincare.com. This is a great everyday sun tan lotion that it is great to get into the habit of applying daily, as it works under your regular moisturiser and makeup. It is my Summer 2007—and year round—essential.

Oil-free Sun Block for Body SPF 30, $32, avanceskincare.com. Avancé is known for their curative and corrective skincare products so my interest was immediately piqued by their new sun-care range, which is formulated to boost cell regeneration as they are infused with an abundance of antioxidants, from Vitamin E to green tea.

Sun Cream for Sensitive Areas, $10 , Mustela. This is a fantastic sun block for babies and children when you are heading down to the beach or the pool, as it provides lengthy coverage in even the most intense sunlight. Even my very delicate bundle, who is prone to exzema, doesn’t complain when I rub this lotion into his skin pre-pool time. It is available in the US, France, Spain and Portugal so stock up while on your hols!

Sun Control Stick SPF 30, £12.50 , Clarins. You mustn’t forget your eyes and lips—avoidable lines and wrinkles are a no-no. I keep one of these handy, new Clarins’ sticks in my bag at all times and use it underneath my lipstick or as a lip-gloss. When sun-gazing, it is ideal for using around your eyes, ears and nose, as well as on your lips.

>> Summer Must-Have

Before you head on your holiday destination of choice this year, be sure to pick yourself up a Juicy Couture Beach Survival Kit ($75). It is my new summer must-have for trips to the ocean. Each kit comes in an acrylic, drawstring bag (choose pink or yellow), and includes a heart-shaped mirror, canvas sunscreen bag, swimsuit bag, canvas water bottle bag, and a clear plastic pillow to rest your weary head upon. In short, everything the style maven that you are needs to stay chic, comfy and organized during a day at the beach. Just add towel, book and cozzy, and go! Those Juicy Girls think of everything!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

AstroBaby: Baby Leo

The Knocked-Up Knockout: Astro Baby
The AstroTwins Ohira & Tali Edut, www.astrostyle.com
As told to Hannah Claire Shapiro


Raising kids is a big job, no matter what your child's zodiac sign. Astrology can help you make sense of the process. Wondering how that meticulous child came from your disorganised genes? Or how a die-hard Labour supporter could spawn a Young Conservative? The answers may be written in the stars and the Astro Twins, Tali and Ophira Edut, astrologers to the literal stars (Avril Lavigne, Andre 3000, Jack Osbourne, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are amongst their celeb clientele), are exclusively sharing their breadth of knowledge with us. They have great tips on how to bring out your child's best traits and happiness, tailored to the personality of each sign. And, if your interest is piqued, just email the twins your child’s birth information (date, time, location etc) for a personalised and in-depth look at your child’s very own, one-of-a-kind birth chart. I did it for Asher—and myself—and the results were nothing short of phenomenal.

So, as we head into late July, let’s take a look at the Leo child… Know anyone expecting this month? Tell them to get prepared for what’s in store by reading up on Master or Miss Leo right here!

The Leo Child:
Leo babies are generally happy, smiley, and outgoing. They are also the sign that rules drama, so when the temper tantrums do come, look out! These kids love to play, be it a board game, dolls, tag, running around with pets or on a computer. As long as they can be creative and free, they are happy. They love bright colors and sounds. Paint their rooms in vivid hues and set up the musical mobiles. Warning: don't buy too many "noisemaker" toys unless you want to wind up with a migraine! This sign loves to please, so once they find out what makes the adults coo over them, out comes the show-off streak. Getting them to sleep won't be easy. These tykes have energy to burn and love to stay up all night singing and chatting. Enroll them in a drama, dance or gymnastics class early to channel their theatrical talents into a productive outlet.

Playtime:
· Get them a big box of dress-up clothes. Ultra-creative Leos love to put on plays, have imaginary friends or pretend that they are in a different era. Be prepared for lots of entertainment and be sure to clap loudly!
· Get your Leo kid a great big backpack. They like to travel with toys and their favorite stuffed animal or doll in tow.
· Get these kids a pet! (Leo the lion is the proverbial king/queen of the jungle.) This sign has a natural, caretaking streak and tends to be ultra-responsible with animals. Since Leo craves more affection than the average kid, having a puppy or kitten to hug will fill in the gaps when you can't be there for a squeeze.
· Enroll your Leo in scouting. These kids are super-outgoing and love adventures. Working with other kids in this responsible capacity will bring out your Leo's natural leadership skills.


Parenting Skills:
· Don't pressure them to win. Leos are naturally wired to strive for the best, so unless you want to create a mini-dictator, you're better of teaching them to be good sports than urging them to go for the gold.
· Encourage their artistic expression. Leos need to decorate everything from their rooms to their clothes. Skip the fussy outfits and forget about having their bedrooms look like a designer showroom. Instead, give them fabric markers and cover their walls with chalkboards so they can go to town. You may have a future fashion designer on your hands.
· Heap on the praise. Leos thrive on positive reinforcement and encouraging words are often all that are needed to keep your Leo working hard and on the right path. On the flip side, they hate to fail and can turn into quitters if they don't learn that it's okay to make mistakes. Teach them to find the lesson in each experience--whether it turns out good or bad in the end.
Young Leos love attention, but run to their side every time they cry, and you might just have a demanding diva on your hands. Teach them how to be unselfish by encouraging them to help others (friends, siblings, relatives). Foster their independence by encouraging them to work through minor problems on their own. They're likely to come up with some creative solutions!

The Mompreneurs: Shayna Samuels

The Knocked-Up Knockout: The Mompreneur Files
Hannah Claire Shapiro


I am sure that, like me, you have met mothers in your playgroups who have come up with an ingenious idea, either pre or post pregnancy, who have left you thinking “Why didn’t I think of that?!” or, “I wish I could come up with a great Mommy-friendly business idea.” Since having my son, Asher, I have been amazed by the volume of creative and business-savvy mothers I have met, who made motherhood their professional—in addition to their personal—calling. From great clothing ideas and nappy bag accessories (Wipe cases, muslins etc) to online clothing boutiques and wall art, there are no shortage of mothers out there who are honing their entrepreneurial skills—on a variety of scales—who serve as a daily source of inspiration to myself, and I’m sure those who surround them. These profiles will introduce you to a number of new brands and labels out there for both you and Junior, not to mention, they might serve to give you that extra push and a shove to think big and follow through.

We begin the Mompreneur Files with Shayna Samuels, mom to 19-month-old George, and founder of hip LA-based boys’ clothing label, City Threads.

Name? Shayna Samuels
Age? 29
Married? Yes
Good story? How did you meet? We met in high school in English class but didn’t date until college. A couple years after college I started the business. My husband was in grad school, and as soon as he graduated he started helping me. He said he would give it 6 months, it has now been 5 years.
Wow, you have known each other a long time. Who made the first move once you were in college? Once we got to college we started dating pretty quickly. I don’t know who made the first move. I think that we both liked each other. I knew that we were going to get married the first time I saw him in English class our senior year of high school. We didn’t start dating then, but we talked and hung out. We had a lot of mutual friends. It was senior year we weren’t in a hurry to get serious.
Children? How old? Plans for any more? We have one, our 19-month-old son, George. Right now, we have no plans for any more but we will probably want one more in the future
My son is 19 months too. Tell me some of the cute things George (Great name, btw) is doing right now. (For example, my son has always been a bit of a clown and, off the cuff, started saying “knock knock” this week.) He's trying to say "yogurt" right now, and you can see him thinking about how he's going to say it each time he tries to repeat. So he will say "oh-urt" and then "urt-yo" and then "gurr" and it's so entertaining.
Does George have a middle name? Yes, his full name is George Samuel Willis.
Brief Working background? I always wanted to start a business. I tried to start a few after college, and this is the one that took off.
What was your degree in? I have a BS in psychology.
What were some of our other entrepreneurial ideas that flopped? I tried to start another business, one was similar to a tip card, but it never got off the ground. I've always wanted to make chocolates. But that will have to wait.
How did you get into designing kids T Shirts? We saw that hip kids clothes were getting popular and that the boys market wasn’t saturated yet. It started with the New York & Brooklyn hoodies and tees, and then progressed to more bodies and designs.
And this is when you were pre kids? How insightful of you!!!! Any plans for expanding the line? Perhaps into adult clothing? And more outfits for the kids? We have a full line now, which we are continually expanding. We did maternity for a while, but found it too hard to keep up with two lines.
How did you get the company up and running? We made one set of samples and showed it to reps in the California Mart. One showroom, The Dressing Room (Debbie Shapiro and Lisa Sato) loved the samples and took on the line immediately. Five years later, they are still our showroom.
How did City Threads go from idea and concept to reality? Reality struck when we got a good amount of orders from this first batch of samples and realized we didn’t know how we were going to make them!!!!!
Please explain the name City Threads. How did you come up with it? How long did it take you to decide on a name? what is the inspiration?
It was a really long tiring process trying to think of a name. After a month or two, we were sitting around with our friends and everyone was thinking of names. You can't believe the terrible ideas that come out of everyone's mouth. One guy friend just said "how about City Threads," because at that time, most of our line was embroidering city names on tee shirts and hoodies. It was simple and the most appropriate name, we instantly knew it was right.

Who designs the T-shirts? We design all the bodies. For the screen prints, we come up with concepts and find inspiration, then we have some incredible freelance designers who make them come to life.
How did you feel the first time you sold an order of T-shirts? that people were really going to buy it. It was really surreal. I remember in the early days of City Threads going into stores and seeing our stuff and thinking that it was amazing that what we made was for sale and that it was sitting next to other clothing . Now I take my son to classes and see little kids in their City Threads clothes and think that it is neat that they are wearing our clothes. One of my girlfriends always makes it a point to go up to the parents of the kids wearing our clothes and tells them how cute they look and asks where they bought the clothes. She will also call me from places like the zoo and say I have seen four kids in City Threads today. Those times are fun.
How did you feel the first time you saw your tees on a celeb? A picture came out a few years ago of Ed Burns holding his daughter in a New York hoodieWell, we have a couple.
Who are you secretly so proud of having as a customer? I couldn’t believe It would have to be Heidi Klum who put our "Big Guitar" tee on her son, Jonah. He was papped wearing it and the picture was in People magazine. Needless to say, we were thrilled!!! Also, Debi Mazar (Entourage, Ugly Betty) is a big customer of City Threads, and she is really cool!
Where do you go from now? We are trying to keep building the line and the brand so that we are in more stores across the U.S. and other countries.
What are your plans for the future? To try and keep growing the company. I think growth is the fun part. I am still learning. Everyday I think oh George needs this or that and realize that it is not in the line and usually add it in to the fallowing line. He has been a great inspiration.
Care to divulge a bit more? We would like to have a more complete line. We are known for our embroidery and screen print but we would like to be known for all types of boy's clothing. For instance we just launched a basics line of tees and pants with cozy fabric in all different colors that is really cute which is definitely an expansion of what we have.
Your essential piece of Mommy advice? George is only 19 months old, but I would say be with your child as much as possible.
What do you do during your time with George? What are some of your favourite activities to do with him? We both like to go for walks and to the park. Also, signing and reading books.
Wow -- you sign AND read books?! Is there a reason you are teaching George to sign? How did you learn ASL? We took a class on sign language, just a one-day course. It was great for George because he can say "more," "all-done," "milk," etc, and we did it because we heard it would make it less frustrating to communicate. That is definitely true, but now that he can say words he prefers to use signs rather than talk. We're worried the signing is delaying his speaking!!!!
Your one piece of Mompreneur advice? Partnerships don’t work out most of the time. Employ your husband if you can.
And in terms of just going for it? Do you have any words of wisdom/ incentive? I didn’t start out as a Mom starting a company, I started a company and then became a Mom. I would say make sure that you are not starting at a time where you might miss important time with your baby. You can wait to start a business, but once you start it takes a life of its own and you will have to work really hard to keep it going. I think that there are a lot of great businesses that Mom’s can do where they can limit there time to the business and not have to limit there time with the baby as much. Make sure that it starts out as fun so that if it doesn’t work you can walk away having learned.
How do you stay focused? I don’t I do what ever is stressing me out the most at that time. I am all about doing the tasks that will help take the weight off of my shoulders first.
What parts of business tend to cause you stress? What parts of running a family? There a million things that can and do go wrong on a constant daily basis. That is really stressful. The dye house dyes clothes the wrong color. The cutter cuts the wrong thing. Both family and business never end, I think that is the most stressful part.
What are your biggest stress busters? Going out with girlfriends.
What do you eat for breakfast? English muffins are my favorite. Yum! One or two?! Butter and jelly? What do you wash down the EM with? Two, butter and sometimes jelly. I wash them down with tea if I have the time to make it, or water if I don’t.
What is your favourite cocktail? Don’t usually drink, but when I do it is usually wine.
What are your vices? Whatever it takes that day to stay sane. Whether it is a bath or going out at night with a girlfriend to Target or a spa.
Do you have a child-rearing guru? My Mom.
Best piece of advice you have ever been given? There is always tomorrow.
Please could you outline for us, what a day in the life of Shayna Samuels is like? Well it depends, but…wake up and juggle the morning routine with my husband of getting George—and ourselves—ready. My husband leaves for work and I go to a “Mommy-and-Me” class [playgroup]. Then it’s off to work, with George. He has a playroom at the office that is bigger than his room at home. We usually has a nanny at the office who takes him on walks and plays with him, right now we don’t have a nanny. So who ever has to make a phone call does it while playing with George in his room. He can play forever as long as someone hangs with him. We do get a little help from Elmo every so often, Raffi stops by on occasion too. When I am not in the room with George I try to get work done as fast as possible. When George has had enough we leave and go home. I can get a lot done at home, given the time. It’s hard I am not going to say it isn’t. I think the thing that every mother has in common is that you never feel like you are doing it all perfectly. You are always dropping the ball somewhere. I think that it makes it convenient that both of my jobs are 24/7, I can work at any time so on a Saturday night when I have baby sitting I might go to the dye house to figure out colors for my new line. The nighttime routine is we get home around 6 with George. We get dinner out as fast as possible. We try to cook as much as possible.... His favorite food is soup, roasted carrots, mac and cheese, chicken(in all forms), yogurt, grapes. He feasts like a king, we get him in and out of the bath, give him a bottle of milk, read some books, then he is hopefully in his crib by 8. That is when he feels good and we stay on schedule. We just went through a 3-week stretch where he was sick and wouldn't go to bed alone. He stayed up until we went to sleep and slept in our bed. We were all miserable and tired. Finally he felt better and after 3 nights he was back to sleeping in his crib without crying!!!!! It was a miracle.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Conclusion

Hard to believe, but almost four years have elapsed since Jordan39’s fateful first visit to England. Seven months into our transatlantic relationship, I took the plunge, moved myself back Stateside and into an apartment just two blocks from my beloved.

I touched down at Newark airport on June 27th, 2004 at 3pm. Excitement doesn’t even begin to describe the nervous energy bubbling up inside me as I raced through passport control and baggage pick-up. My man, my Jordan39, was waiting on the other side of customs and I was desperate to get there to see his face; to be enveloped in his arms safe with the knowledge that this time I would not be leaving two-weeks later.

The anticipation was too much for me to bear, whilst Jordan, as cool as ever, was leaning against the pillar in his lackadaisical fashion. “Looking for anyone in particular?” he asked.

And so, we settled into our now more mutual existence.

That summer, the time pulled us along with it in a whirl of wining and dining and before I knew it, the leaves turned and Fall settled in. Al fresco evenings had been replaced with curling up on the sofa, watching Jeopardy and sharing cooking duty. Far less glamorous but wonderfully comfortable.

And now look at us--Mister and Misses Domesticated--married, parents, homeowners... living in Florida, sun always shining. Whoever would have thunk it?! Not I!

The moral of the story? Take a leap of faith from time to time, you never know where it m ight take you.

xo

Meeting Mr. Fabulous, part 2

So, let's backtrack once more… Jordan was ready to get the plane over to my side of the world, when reality struck. What if this guy was a psychopathic loser?! I mean, why else would a guy have to travel 3,500 miles to meet a girl? Especially if he is as eligible as the pictures and sweet emails would have me believe. There was only one thing for it. When you can’t be there to test the prospective yourself, the second best thing is to ask the gay best friends to do it for you. So, as a test of how Jordan was truly matching up, I sent him down to Arrojo Studio (Varrick @ King) to meet with Logan and Tim. An hour in the hands of Logan makes me feel like a principessa, I think an hour in the hands of both Logan and Tim made Jordan feel worse than if he had met my parents’ devil incarnate! I, on the other hand, had my mind put to rest. He was “fabulous!” (Thing is, four months later, Jordan and his metrosexual buddies had snagged my favourite hairdresser, natch!) There was only one thing for it. I had to get back to NYC and reclaim my turf. (Seeing the new boyf and the best pals was, of course, an added bonus.) It was also a chance to suss out what might one day become part of my new turf – Jordan’s apartment and his friends, not to mention his family. Oy! I guess it was only fair… After seven hours, five bloody marys and a jolly good nap, I landed at JFK ready to seize my moment by the horn. Instead, we headed over to Houston’s (Park Ave.) for the best burger I’d had in – like – forever, and an afternoon tipple with Tim. Oh! What a glorious couple of weeks we spent together, simply eating, drinking and being merry. The friends and family were fantastic but that was just the icing on the cake. It was heavenly, walking arm-in-arm down Park Avenue at dusk, heading home for takeout and beer. It was fantastic to get glammed up for nights out dancing on the town at Serinas (23rd Street at 8th Ave). It was super to make myself beautiful and head out for dinner à deux at Babbo (Waverly Place) with a fantastic man, my Mr. Fabulous. I surfed dreamily on cloud nine as the days progressed. Until one day, it was time to say goodbye. Or see you soon. One month later, and Jordan39 was on my home turf again. After spending a week in Aruba, he arrived on my doorstep bundled up but gorgeously tanned. He was here to celebrate my birthday. And dear reader, he bought me diamonds…

My True Online Love Story

A True Online Love Story

Up until three years ago, I was skeptical of online dating. But last August, all that changed with one little IM.

Jordan39 was a NYC boy whose idea of a long-distance girlfriend was her Upper East to his Lower West. Brit-chick, hannah36, had just returned to her hometown after a few Manhattan-years. The logistics were clearly impractical…

…So, there I was, in late July, suffering the heat of Manhattan and the joys of being single in New York, when -- all of a sudden -- I looked around and all my friends seemed to be coupled up. I no longer had a gaggle of girls with whom to enjoy al fresco evenings and late saunters home. My cousin had a solution: sign on to an online dating website. I jeered at the thought. I have (or had) a whole host of reasons as to why I would never, ever date a guy I met online. But – and this was a big but – all my friends were doing it. This got me thinking: why, in our sophisticated, high-tech world, are us guys and gals reverting back to one of the earliest means to finding a mate: the matchmaker?

Determined to find out, I armed myself with digital pictures and launched hannah36 online.

I watched as the responses to my profile came in but remained cemented in the fear of agreeing to a date with any of these anonymous prospectives. A little late-night, lonely, online flirting was harmless but to actually meet one of these chaps and endure an evening with him? Oh no!

However, I continued the process to the amusement of family and friends who scoffed at my insistence that this was all in the name of research. I was adamant it was. And so, I continued on my mock voyage d’amour, tongue still firmly in cheek.

Yet one day in August something happened. No longer content with simply being on the receiving end of communication, I dove in and took the plunge. I ‘teased’ a fellow J-dater. The catch? He was still in New York while I was newly returned to my UK motherland. Undeterred, we continued with the emails and instant messages. To this day, I am not sure why.

Then we approached the first hurdle. The boy asked for my digits. I was caught in a Catch-22. My anti-online-dating morals and ‘beliefs’ screamed ‘Hold it right there!’ Yet something told me to take a leap of faith. So, with a couple taps of my fingers and a hit of the ‘return’ key I began to seal my fate (well, tempt it a little, at least). And as the emails became phone calls and as those chats became nightly, we finally arrived at hurdle numero dos: either we meet up or we forget it.
I put off an affirmative for as long as I could, weighing up the pros, cons and likely outcomes in my head. There were so many coincidences – too many to list – and this finally clinched it. Fate was clearly nudging me one way and I just had to hope it wasn’t into the arms of a psycho!
And so, here I was in my normal, humdrum, UK-existence, living some fabulously exciting New York escapade straight out of a movie script. The boy was traveling half way around the world to meet ME – the girl he “just had to meet!” And all this from a guy whose profile was “No Upper East Siders – too far to travel!” COME ON! I wasn’t just Upper East, I was 3,500 miles East!The big day – and my credit limit – crept up on me in no time. From this moment on, I can but try to do the story justice.We set our rendezvous for London; St. Pancras Station to be exact. He was so cool and I was a ball of nerves. We both, however, looked exactly like our pictures. One cab ride and a first kiss later, we arrived at My Hotel in Chelsea for some pre-dinner ‘nice to meet you’ drinks. We didn’t stop talking or laughing all night. Aside from the nerves it was as if we had known each other for years. It was just as I had hoped. And – dare I say it – more.The weekend was a whirl. I didn’t want Sunday to arrive. But by the end of our visit, I already knew I was beginning to fall head over heels with the handsome New Yorker; a feeling I knew was returned when he signed me off J-Date once and for all with a click on the “I’ve found my soul mate here” button.

And that, my dears, is how a little romantic spark ignited between hannah36: the girl who would never date a guy she met online, and Jordan39: the guy who swore he would never date a girl who lived farther up Manhattan than Midtown. The rest is a brief history that amounts to plenty of time on planes and some wonderful visits.
I’m sure many of you think this can’t possibly be true. We do, after all, live in an age of cynicism where romance and chivalry have been pronounced dead. Yet here I am, telling you that they aren’t; and with evidence, too. I know my tale won’t make the pill any easier to swallow, but this is actually the edited version. The truth is even too much for me! The moral of my story? Never say never again.

…/ To be continued.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Letter to my 18-month-old Asher

Darling Asher:
I suddenly realised this week that we moved into our new home on March 1st-- three and a half months ago--and since then, I have not written in your Baby Book, as I don't know where it is hidden. Probably in the last box we will open, somewhere in the garage. So, in an attempt to continue chronicling your growth and development, I wanted to write you this note that we can later stick in the relevant place in your baby book so that we continue to have a record.
Yesterday you had your 18 month appointment at the pediatrician. You way 24 pounds and measure 32 inches. At last you have trippled your birthweight!!! You are in the 25th eprcentile again for weight, which is better that the 10th percentile you were in at your 12 month checkup.
It would seem to be sods law that the few months I don't write in your book are the months during which you have learned to walk and really developed a vocabulary, which must now span upwards or 20 words, which is the 18-month "average." Having said from alsmost the getgo that you would one day be class clown, due to your dynamite personality, it seems appropriate that one of your first phrases would be "knock knock" which began last week (6/18). You are beginning to understand "no" and when I say it, you repeat it back to me, which I can only assume is a good thiing. You are testing the boundaries and so understanding no doesn't always mean you stop what it was you were doing.... these days, splashing in the toilet, slamming doors shut, fiddling with the oven nobs!
Other words you now say are "ball", "pool", "peas", "cheese", "Mummy", "Daddy", "this", "that", "what this", "juice", "door", "EIEIO" (Old McDonald), "uh=oh" -- esp when things drop on the floor, "hi", "hello", "bye", "bagel", "baby"
\n\u003cdiv\>You know a lot of the animal noises: dog, cat, cow, lion, duck, bird, snake, horse, pig and last week we learnt donkey\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You understand even more words: cup, fan, shoes, hug, kiss, splash, kick\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You also understand a lot o commands/ questions, such as "Where is your [cup]?" "Bring Mummy your [cup.]"\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You eat most foods but your appetite seems to be in 48-hour cycles: one day you eat so well, the next day you don't. These days, you especially enjoy mac and cheese, Dr. Praegers foods (fish sticks and veg pancakes), pizza, noodles, asaparagus, avocado, corn, peas, carrots, melon, grapes. You love chocolate buttons and pretzels.\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You began to walk about a month ago and once you plucked up the courage to give it a try you almost stopped all crawling simultaneously. You began to walk in a music class at NOVA -- i looked up and i saw you walking across the room when you thought no one was watching you!!!! i had suspcted for some time you were secretly giving it a go!! Hard to believe now that I was ever worried that you seemed to be the last walked amongst your friends! We bought you your frist pair of shoes at STride Right, 2 weeks ago -- a white pair of tradisional first shoes with little train motifs on them. They are very cute and you love them!\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>Yo are fascinated these days by: my sunglasses, my keys, my phone, doors, the wine/ beverage fridge, the oven, cabinet doors.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>Last week I bought you your first potty -- a FIsher Price one that sings to you. We are beginning to introduce the ceoncept to you as part of your bedtime ritual and I figure that you become interested in your own time. You enjoy sitting on it and playing with it, and that is what matters for now.\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>We love your new pediatrician (AT LAST), who is Dr. Aber at Aventura's Pediatric Associates. She is my good friend, Jen Adler's, sister-in-law.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>Yesterday, June 25th, I threw out all your Avent bottles. We now are using the born free cups for bedtime and regular cups at all other times. I can't believe my baby is off the bottle.",1]
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You know a lot of the animal noises: dog, cat, cow, lion, duck, bird, snake, horse, pig and last week we learnt donkey
You understand even more words: cup, fan, shoes, hug, kiss, splash, kick
You also understand a lot o commands/ questions, such as "Where is your [cup]?" "Bring Mummy your [cup.]"
You eat most foods but your appetite seems to be in 48-hour cycles: one day you eat so well, the next day you don't. These days, you especially enjoy mac and cheese, Dr. Praegers foods (fish sticks and veg pancakes), pizza, noodles, asaparagus, avocado, corn, peas, carrots, melon, grapes. You love chocolate buttons and pretzels.
You began to walk about a month ago and once you plucked up the courage to give it a try you almost stopped all crawling simultaneously. You began to walk in a music class at NOVA -- i looked up and i saw you walking across the room when you thought no one was watching you!!!! i had suspcted for some time you were secretly giving it a go!! Hard to believe now that I was ever worried that you seemed to be the last walked amongst your friends! We bought you your frist pair of shoes at STride Right, 2 weeks ago -- a white pair of tradisional first shoes with little train motifs on them. They are very cute and you love them!
Yo are fascinated these days by: my sunglasses, my keys, my phone, doors, the wine/ beverage fridge, the oven, cabinet doors.
Last week I bought you your first potty -- a FIsher Price one that sings to you. We are beginning to introduce the ceoncept to you as part of your bedtime ritual and I figure that you become interested in your own time. You enjoy sitting on it and playing with it, and that is what matters for now.
We love your new pediatrician (AT LAST), who is Dr. Aber at Aventura's Pediatric Associates. She is my good friend, Jen Adler's, sister-in-law.
Yesterday, June 25th, I threw out all your Avent bottles. We now are using the born free cups for bedtime and regular cups at all other times. I can't believe my baby is off the bottle.
\n\u003cdiv\>You still have very sensitive skin and get heat rash bumps ocasionally. We still see Dr. Fallabella, your dermatologist every three months.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You are going through a biting and smacking phase. It is your way of getting my attention. i tried smacking you and biting you back (!) once but I obviously didn't do it properly as you just laughed at me! and i felt terrible. so we are firmly sticking to one-minute time outs in your bedroom or on a chair. you don't like that at all.\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You rplaymates are Carly (your girlfriend), Izzy, Jax, Hannah, Hayley, Andrew, Sage.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>We read every night together and end each story session with "Each Peach Pear Plum" -- I think I have recited that to you every n ight now for a year! it s part of our ritual.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You also have your own ritual these days -- when i come in in the morning and after your nap, you like to hold up each of the anmals in your crib and have me name them for you. "hippo", "elli" "baby elli" "bunny" "teddy" "doggy" "baby doggy"..... i swear one day, when you can say them all, you will surprise me by reciting the list yourself!!\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>you like to make aaaah, baby. And you will come up to me and spontaneously say, aw mommy sometimes -- it is so sweet.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>you are beginning to have empathy and if you do something and i pull a sad face, you will come up to me and say "mommy", as if to say you are sorry, or 'what's wrong'. you are such a little mush! (as i type this, as if by cue, you have just sayd "MOMMY" and crawled onto my lap!!!!)\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You now give me kisses, which I love. You come up to me and go "ma" (kissing noise) -- its lovely. i love that we have our little impenatratable bond. Being your Mummy makes me the happiest woman in the world. You are a joy to have in our lives.\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>All of a sudden you are looking like such a big boy.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>you have had two hair cuts to date.",1]
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You still have very sensitive skin and get heat rash bumps ocasionally. We still see Dr. Fallabella, your dermatologist every three months.
You are going through a biting and smacking phase. It is your way of getting my attention. i tried smacking you and biting you back (!) once but I obviously didn't do it properly as you just laughed at me! and i felt terrible. so we are firmly sticking to one-minute time outs in your bedroom or on a chair. you don't like that at all.
You rplaymates are Carly (your girlfriend), Izzy, Jax, Hannah, Hayley, Andrew, Sage.
We read every night together and end each story session with "Each Peach Pear Plum" -- I think I have recited that to you every n ight now for a year! it s part of our ritual.
You also have your own ritual these days -- when i come in in the morning and after your nap, you like to hold up each of the anmals in your crib and have me name them for you. "hippo", "elli" "baby elli" "bunny" "teddy" "doggy" "baby doggy"..... i swear one day, when you can say them all, you will surprise me by reciting the list yourself!!
you like to make aaaah, baby. And you will come up to me and spontaneously say, aw mommy sometimes -- it is so sweet.
you are beginning to have empathy and if you do something and i pull a sad face, you will come up to me and say "mommy", as if to say you are sorry, or 'what's wrong'. you are such a little mush! (as i type this, as if by cue, you have just sayd "MOMMY" and crawled onto my lap!!!!)
You now give me kisses, which I love. You come up to me and go "ma" (kissing noise) -- its lovely. i love that we have our little impenatratable bond. Being your Mummy makes me the happiest woman in the world. You are a joy to have in our lives.
All of a sudden you are looking like such a big boy.
you have had two hair cuts to date.
\n\u003cdiv\>you like to practice your talking and you jabber away all day -- especially when you are alone in your crib or in the playroom. we don't have an idea what you are saying but it is a delightful sound.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>You now have 8 teeth (4 front, 4 molars). The eight molars were awful for you to get. esp the last one which kept you up at night and gave you a lot of pain.\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>you have recently begun to enjoy watching the television. you will sit there with your cup and watch for a good half an hour. you seem to like dora, sesame street, jack's big music show, charlie and lola, pinky dinky doo, the backyardigans laurie berkner. you also are back in love with your iny love MAGIQ dog DVD.\n\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>Asher, my love -- I love you oh so much -- more than all the star sin the sky, fish in the sea, sand on the beach.... you get the picture!\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>-- Mummy xoxoxoox\u003c/div\>",1]
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you like to practice your talking and you jabber away all day -- especially when you are alone in your crib or in the playroom. we don't have an idea what you are saying but it is a delightful sound.
You now have 12 teeth (8 front, 4 molars). The eight molars were awful for you to get. esp the last one which kept you up at night and gave you a lot of pain.
you have recently begun to enjoy watching the television. you will sit there with your cup and watch for a good half an hour. you seem to like dora, sesame street, jack's big music show, charlie and lola, pinky dinky doo, the backyardigans laurie berkner. you also are back in love with your iny love MAGIQ dog DVD.
Asher, my love -- I love you oh so much -- more than all the star sin the sky, fish in the sea, sand on the beach.... you get the picture!
-- Mummy xoxoxoox

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Dining out with Baby

The Knocked-Up Knockout
June 2007: No. 1
www.beautyandthedirt.com
Tales from the Trenches of Motherhood: A Reintroduction
Dining out with Baby
Hannah Claire Shapiro


This week, following a particularly gruelling “Mommy and Me,” my two girlfriends and I decided to unwind with a lunchtime téte-à-téte. Said friends and I have gotten into a spot of bother lately in our quest to find the ideal locale for hungry mothers with children, and have already vetoed a fair few places who treat us well-tipping diners like vermin. It seems that quality customer service at supposed “family” restaurants is now reserved for people who dine without their young families in tow. Case study number one took place recently at our local, “family-friendly” pizza jaunt, where a very grumpy waitress reprimanded us for the inevitable child-residue (a few crackers on the floor). Our 22.5% tip as compensation (we are sympathetic that waiting on multiple mothers with babies is not easy) seemed to have gone unnoticed. Case study number two happened at another pizza restaurant where, upon parking our respective German-brand SUVs, removing our children from the car and putting them in their rainbow of Pliko P3s, and entering the restaurant, we were announced to fellow diners by someone who was clearly having a bad day. “Oh look,” she said somewhat snidely—and loudly. “It’s the ladies who lunch.”

Such occasions have made me think that visitors to these parts might be interested in sharing my research into the most friendly and delicious lunch spots in South Florida. Whether you are dining alone, à deux or with a whole slew of offspring, these are four of my fave restaurants for lunching…

La Goulue
9700 Collins Avenue, Bal Harbour, FL 33154 Phone: 305-865-2181
If I feel like giving Asher and myself a treat, I head down Collins Avenue to lunch at La Goulue. This is the South’s sister to the restaurant’s flagship site on Madison Avenue in New York. Nothing beats a La Goulue burger or moules frites (or tuna/ steak tartare for that matter!), washed down with a glass of rose, when it comes to whittling away an afternoon in South Florida. The newly introduced children’s menu with a “Mac and Cheese” that, judging by Asher’s yums, is to dies for, makes this the ultimate dining spot for yummy mummies who lunch. Not to mention that the Bond Street equivalent shops in the Bal Harbor shopping center, which houses La Goulue, make the whole picture even better!

Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlor
128 S Federal Highway, Dania, FL, 33004 Phone: (954) 923-4445
Despite it’s name, Jaxson’s offers patrons a plentiful menu of American diner delights, from bountiful salads to hot dogs with ‘kraut to a simple grilled cheese. The waitresses are always cheery and are more than happy to offer their pearls of wisdom regarding which three of their 50 homemade flavours you should choose to top that brownie sundae you saved room for. Each dish on the children’s menu comes with a drink and ice cream sundae, making for excellent value—especially since it is large enough to give you a few tastes, too! Upon entering Jaxson’s, through the old-fashioned candy shop, you will feel as though you have walked onto a film set and the Americana lining the walls will keep accompanying children of all ages entertained for the duration of lunch.

Houston’s
2821 E Atlantic Blvd, Pompano Beach, FL 33062 Phone: (954) 783-9499
Typically, I admit, I am a food/ restaurant snob with a firm dislike for chain restaurants. However, Houston’s—at any locale—rarely disappoints. But at this Pompano Beach location, my favourite of the South Florida branches, overlooking the intracoastal, you have fab scenery to boot. Houston’s secret to success is a simple menu of signature, classic American dishes, bolstered by seasonal (unlisted) specialties, such as stone crab claws or grilled artichokes, which regulars know to ask for. Dishes are always fresh-tasting and though there is no children’s menu to speak of, all the Houston’s I have visited have been extremely child-friendly and keen to cater any reasonable request. From the delicious burgers to the fantastic salads and fresh fish options, not to mention the to-die-for ‘knife-and-fork’ ribs, Houston’s have never disappointed on the food front. Oh, and did I mention they make a killer Dirty Martini?!

Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza
2203 S Federal Hwy, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33316 Phone: (954) 462-5555
There are now three locations of this South Florida pizza restaurant and the food is consistently good at all venues. The menu is simple, with a house salad that warrants regular cravings and chicken wings that people literally rave about. But the piéce de la resistance, the pizza, is worthy of being voted the best in South Florida. The menu is very child-friendly—I have yet to meet a child who doesn’t like anything on an Italian menu, and Asher has a penchant for the Anthony’s meatball and ricotta pie, which is nothing short of delicious. I, meanwhile, opt for the house salad and the arugula (rocket) pizza. What’s more, I have never encountered a grumpy waitress at Anthony’s who begrudges your little one enjoying his or her lunch, even if it means a bit more mess on and around the table, which makes a relaxed lunchtime experience for the mums and children alike.

A few more of my favourite things...

The Knocked-Up Knockout
June 2007: No. 1
www.beautyandthedirt.com
Tales from the Trenches of Motherhood: A Reintroduction
Hannah Claire Shapiro


I feel like I owe you all a bit of an apology. The last seven months for us Shapiros has been a bit of a house-buying-and-renovation whirlwind. To the extent that everything else, i.e. this column, has been put on hold. We moved in on March 1st, to cement floors, no kitchen and no hot water. Now, I was never the best camper—in fact, I relinquished my Brownie uniform following my first camp experience—so the fact that I have come out the other end of these past few months with my head still firmly screwed on (although some would say that is questionable, i.e. Mister F) has left me feeling a renewed sense of pride and strength.

And so, let me reintroduce you to The Knocked-Up Knockout. Your source for the latest and greatest Mummy and offspring scoop, from beauty products and fashion, to news and tips. My first 18 months of motherhood have been nothing short of eventful. I am now looking forward to kicking back a little and letting life happen, and sharing all the tales that unfold with you. As well as a few insider tips for all you hip, yum Mums and To-Bes.

A few months ago, I heard about a fab new clothing line out of LA, called Yoga Army. Many of the items (polo shirts, tanks, dresses, skirts etc) are imbedded with original works of art; all the collection is utterly wearable and very comfortable. The dresses are ideal for all mums and To-Bes, as they are effortless to wear—the fabric is stretchy and so forgiving, which means you can wear it pre-pregnancy and beyond. Prices range from $98 for tops to upwards of $500 for dresses. Kristin Cavalleri and Lindsay Lohan are amongst the brand’s fans… need we say more?! Check out www.yogaarmy.com. The dresses can be purchased for international sale exclusively to Beauty and the Dirt/ Knocked-Up Knockout readers, by calling (+001) 626 285 0528, or by emailing the showroom directly, at yogaarmy@yahoo.com.

I have purchased a few of the Yoga Army dresses myself, as they are perfect for the year-round sun, here in Miami. I have always liked to dress femininely but since there have been two for me to dress, I find it easier than ever to simply throw on a dress in the morning, rather than worrying about clothing combinations. Not to mention that dresses are a lot cooler now that the South Florida mercury is rising to the mid-90s mark (Fahrenheit, that is). The Yoga Army dresses are perfect since, though they are a little pricey, they can carry you between seasons, with the addition of a little cardi, or from from day to night (Ballet pumps to heels). But the biggest plus these dresses has to offer is that they will carry you through ALL your trimesters and as Asher approaches the 18-month mark, I must confess, I am beginning to ponder Baby 2.

Though I had no problems conceiving last time, there is no guaranteeing the same luck with Baby 2. You see, according to Victoria Jennings, Ph.D, Director of Georgetown University's Institute for Reproductive Health, approximately 20% of women who do not become pregnant fail because they do not know when they are fertile. (These are the depressing facts you come across when writing such a column as this).

Enter CycleBeads, the fashionista’s answer to an ovulation chart! This pretty, rosary-style, contraption (developed by Georgetown University’s Institute for Reproductive Health), enables a woman to easily identify her 12-day “fertile window”. The CycleBeads are ever so easy to use: you simply move a black ring over a series of color-coded beads that represent her fertile and low fertility days. The day a woman starts her period she puts the ring on the red bead, and each day you move the ring along the chain by one bead, always in the direction of the arrow. When the ring is on the red bead or a dark bead, there is very low likelihood of pregnancy. When the ring is on a glow-in-the-dark white bead - Days eight through 19 - there is a high likelihood of getting pregnant. Genius! My set is already on order so that when the time is right, I have them to hand. And for those of you considering the move to become a Knocked-Up Knockout yourself, I thoroughly encourage you to do the same. If nothing else, you will have a new fashion accessory. You can get more information, and order your own set of CycleBeads, at www.cyclebeads.com.
Until next time,
Hannah xo

Final thought…
My best pal, Polly, recently sent me a card with a near-prophetic saying on the front, which I feel it is my duty to share with all fellow Mummies out there. The card read as follows: “Lies to tell small children: wine makes mummy clever.” Hallmark, take note: never has a truer sentiment been uttered in the course of greeting card history.

Thank goodness for vino! And good friends. Neither of which, any mother wishing to keep her sanity should be without.

Infant travelling

The Knocked-Up Knockout

Nove 2006: No 1

www.beautyandthedirt.com

Travelling with Baby

Hannah Claire Shapiro



I recently took my now 11-month-old son on a transatlantic trip back to Blighty. Just me, him and a plane full of strangers who eyed us with a look that expressed both fear and pity (and relief when they realized that they weren’t sitting next to us) as they boarded the plane. This wasn’t the first time I had flown solo with Asher but I instinctively knew that this boisterous boy was a far cry from the meek little darling who had traveled with me eight months prior. Gone are the days when A will sleep through anything and demand no more nutrition than the occasional bottle. That angelic, sweet and quiet little baby has been replaced by a toddling boy who likes to jump, squeal(both in delight and horror) and play.

As the day of the trip dawned upon us, my average number of hours slept per night was dwindling as my mind raced with questions: “How many bottles should I bring?” “How many changes of clothes will A need?” “What if the formula in England makes A ill?” “How am I going to carry everything I need onto the plane?”

Something had to be done. And seeing as Asher’s own Daddy would not be joining us for this adventure, I thought I might benefit from an expert daddy point of view. So, in preparation for our flight, I spoke with Dad-centric author, Armin Brott (www.mrdad.com) to see what he suggested to calm down this manic mama. Armin’s advice is brilliant and applicable whether you are flying solo or with your partner so I had to share it with you. It will keep all traveling mummies as yummy as they can be on a long-haul flight with a baby in tow!

Here are Mr. Dad’s Traveling Top Ten Tips:

Get to the airport early. Going through security with a baby can be a real adventure. You’ll have to fold up the stroller to put it through the x-ray machine and in most cases you’ll have to carry the baby through the metal detectors. And be prepared: if you set off any alarms, the security people may pat your baby down too.
Use your stroller to haul your carry-ons, car seat and other stuff and carry the baby in a front-pack or sling along. Most airlines will let you check the stroller at the gate.
Always request the bulkhead seats—they generally offer a little more room, and you won’t have to worry that your child will kick the seat of the people in front of you. Also, ask to be seated next to an empty seat if possible. On long-haul flights, sitting in the bulkhead seat will also enable you to use the airplane’s SkyCot, which can hold babies up to 23 pounds.

If making special requests of the airline staff at check-in or while on board the plae, be sure to hold your absolutely adorable baby in your arms while you’re asking—this can improve your chances of getting what you want.
Don’t board early. Instead, send your partner on with the carry-on stuff while you stay out in the lounge, letting the kids run themselves ragged until the last minute. Why spend any more time cooped up in the airplane than you absolutely have to?
If you’re going on an extremely long trip and your child is particularly restless or active, schedule a stopover or two to give you all a chance to get off the plane, stretch, and run around.
Every child under two years old should suck on something—breast, bottle, or pacifier—on the way up and the way down. This will counteract the pressurization and reduce the chances of painful earaches. It may also make your baby a little drowsier.
Make sure your child drinks a lot while on board the plane and try to keep his nasal passages moist. Airplane travel can dry out your baby’s (and your) mucous membranes, making him more susceptible to colds or sinus infections.
If you can afford it, invest in buying baby his own seat. Yes, it’s more expensive, but holding a baby on your lap for a few hours, especially on a packed plane, can be a real pain. It’s also not nearly as safe as having the baby neatly secured in a car-seat.
Check as many bags as you can, but take one carry-on that’s stocked with diapers, wipes, an extra outfit or two, and enough toys for the journey (one per hour, including the hour or two you’ll be waiting at the airport). In case of plane delays, carry on enough food and diapers for 24 hours.
Armin’s website, books and DVD are jam-packed with similarly down-to-earth advice, and are available from his website www.mrdad.com. They would make a good holiday gift for all those fab—and expectant Dads—out there!
Happy Holiday Travels, to one and all.

Until next time,
Hannah xo

These are a few of my favourite things....

The Knocked-Up Knockout

Feb 2007: No. 2

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These are a few of my favourite things…

Hannah Claire Shapiro

Since the introduction of this column to beautyandthedirt.com late last year, I seem to be regarded as something of a Yummy Mummy expert by both friends and strangers alike. The biggest question on everyone’s lips is always “What is your favourite baby product? And Mummy product?” And so, I have decided to begin a somewhat regular “Favourite Things” rundown, which will alert you to my round-up of most-wanted products for knockouts and their cherubs.

This Little Piggy Went to Prada, by Amy Allen
Every copy of this book, billed as “nursery rhymes for the Blahnik brigade”, means a donation to Save the Children. But if that weren’t incentive enough, just think how entertained you will be while reciting Lee’s rhymes, such as her version of ‘I Had a Little Nut Tree,’ which begins “I had a little shoe tree, nothing would it bear/ But Manolo Blahnik and vintage Taittinger.” Not to mention, the illustrations, which are nothing short of stylish. Need I say more?! This is the perfect gift for any mother or mother-to-be on your present list.
www.thislittlepiggywenttoprada.com; £12.95

Belli Cosmetics
Every modern-day mother-to-be has one fear bigger than giving birth: STRETCH MARKS. To prevent these nightmarish scars, not to mention, minimising the other skin and health issues related to pregnancy, see itchy belly, chloasma (a.k.a “the mask of pregnancy”), and swelling, I relied rather heavily on the remarkable Belli Cosmetics products, from Day 1. As a result of my religious use of their belly oil, I suffered no pregnancy-induced stretch marks. So, it was no wonder that I turned to their post-partum line, once Asher arrived. The Body-Firming serum and Eye brightening cream are fantastic and a year later, I am still using them! I’m not alone in my assessment. These products, devised by husband-and-wife team, Annette and Jason Rubin, are now the #1 recommended skincare products by US-based OB/Gyns.
www.bellicosmetics.com

Rodial Stretch Mark Eraser
If you aren’t so fortunate in the stretch mark stakes, check out “the natural alternative to Strivectin,” which fades the appearance of not only stretch marks, but fine lines and wrinkles, too. The product does this by plumping the skin through increased collagen production. There are even clinical trials available to confirm the product’s effectiveness. The Rodial Stretch Mark Eraser ain’t cheap at £78 a pop but my friends tell me this stuff is nothing short of a miracle. I say you should try it out for yourself. And look out for my upcoming trial of the celeb-favourite in cellulite treatments, Rodial’s 3-in-1 Body Scrub and Body Sculpture.
www.rodial.co.uk
Egba Originals
These are just about the most fashionable invitations-cum-birth-announcements on the market; Sean “Diddy” Combs and Brooke Burke agree. Egba is the acronym for what everyone hopes for from their special event: “Everything’s gonna be awesome.” Despite the somewhat cheesy name-meaning, these are hands-down the most unique and interesting birth announcements or birthday party invites I have seen on the bespoke printing market.
www.egbaoriginals.com


Until next time,
Hannah xo






It's what's inside [your makeup bag] that counts!

The Knocked-Up Knockout
Feb 2007: No 1

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It’s what’s inside [your make-up bag] that counts!
Hannah Claire Shapiro

Greetings, all. I hope you are doing well.

I had such a resounding response to my previous piece about the mummy make-up routine, with many of you querying what the handbag essentials are for those inevitable mid-day touch-ups. I too had been asking myself the same question since my physical therapist advised me to lighten the handbag load. You see, I was the girl at school whose friends could always rely on her for poweder, lip balm… you name it. And mot much as has changed since the days of adolescence.

So, once again, I contacted my pal, and make-up artist to the stars, Jessica Liebeskind, to help us draw the line between well-equipped and OTT. Here is her list of Dos and Don’ts, which should guarantee that you are never caught out and not looking your best.

“The yummy mummy’s make-up bag for her purse should be filled with the perfect items to touch up her face throughout the day,” says Jessica, who suggests the following Dos:

A travel-sized, stick foundation. “This is great for covering up tiny imperfections and blemishes, which may rear their ugly head throughout the day.”
Pressed powder “is great for Mummies with oily skin,” and is also necessary to get rid of any perspiration sheen that arises from chasing your toddler around!
Your favourite pink-toned cream blush, which will liven up your look during the mid-afternoon slump. Plus “everyone looks fresh and pretty in pink,” says Jessica.
Your signature lip colour, which should be “one that matches your lips when you’re not wearing any lipstick at all,” advises Jessica.
A tester of your favourite fragrance
A small sample of moisturizer. “Sometimes all your face needs for a great pick-me-up is a little cream,” advises Jessica. “It smoothes over hours-old foundation, eliminates the cakey-ness of concealer, and always gives an added glow to the skin.”
A pretty mirrored compact. (I couldn’t agree with this one more. I love the Estee Lauder gold compact my Mum bought me for my 21st birthday so that I could “powder my nose like a lady.”)

Jessica also has some great tips for Don’ts!

Never carry eyeliner. (Note to reader: I was guilty of this one but Jessica is adamant that eye liner is a once-only product that requires no touching up during the day.)
Mascara (ditto)
More than two lipsticks or lipglosses, as they take up space and you always end up wearing one rather than the other, anyway! (She has a point!)

So, girls stay pretty and fresh…

Until next time,
Hannah xo

P.S.
Once again, and in time for Valentines Day, my friends at Benefit are offering free shipping to all my lovely readers. Just enter the promotional code at checkout. Happy shopping!

Effortless Mummy Makeup/ Jan 07

The Knocked-Up Knockout
January 2007: No. 1
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Effortless Mummy Make-Up for the New Year

Greetings from sunny South Florida. And Happy 2007 to you all! I wish everyone a happy and healthy year ahead.

Having lost all the baby weight—at last—I decided to give myself a couple more manageable resolutions this year. Following a rather indulgent December, the first was to have a “dry January,” i.e. no alcohol. As with all good new years resolutions, it wasn’t long before this one was broken—with a lovely Pinot Noir. The second, to maintain an effortless makeup regimen, is, however, going surprisingly well.

I don’t know about you, but I am a bit of a makeup junkie. I am a marketers dream; a sucker for any well-billed new product on the market. I can’t walk through a beauty hall without, at the least, picking up a new eye shadow or lippy from one of my fave brands. And so, while most girls I know have a cute, little makeup bag containing all five or six of their fail-safe products, I have a three-tiered toolbox—literally—filled with cosmetics. And though I may use only five or six of the hundreds of products regularly, I cannot bear to throw any one of them out—you never know when you will need that yellow eye shadow, after all! And, guaranteed, I would throw it out only to realize its calling.

This may seem like no big deal. But whilst pre-baby I could ready myself for the day at leisure, these days I must cram what used to take me a good 40 minutes—showering, teeth-brushing, lotioning and potioning, make up applying and dressing—into 15 to 20 minutes, if my son and I are ever going to make it out the door before noon. No makeup is not an option when, these days, you have dark circles a raccoon would envy; but applying the mask becomes a lengthy process when I have to trawl through the hundreds of products in my case to find the one thing I’m looking for.

So, I called in the advice of the experts.

Jessica Liebeskind, is a bicoastal makeup artist who has worked with the likes of Heidi Klum, Nicky Hilton, Gucci and Matthew Williamson, and she has great advice for maintaining a simplistic Mummy makeup regimen for those women who, like me, possess far more makeup than is strictly necessary for daily use.

“Keep a separate small makeup travel bag, filled with your favorite, basic products,” says Jessica. “This will also lead to less stressful packing [for holidays] as you will never need to worry about leaving your favorite products behind.”

Jessica suggests your new, minimal bag includes the following products:
Moisturizer with an SPF
Eye cream
Concealer, Jessica’s fave is Bobbi Brown Creamy Concealer kit
Foundation
Cream blush, I like the Nars sticks
Eyelash curler, I prefer the often replicated, never duplicated Shu Uemara
Black mascara, Jessica recommends Dior Show
Lip gloss, I like the Chanel glosses

The best thing about Jessica’s lineup for a streamlined makeup bag is that none of the products require brushes, which means even less rooting around time. Since putting this resolution into practice, I have only added to the minimal mix with a neutral and dark brown eye shadow, and a kohl pencil, which is hardly giving in. The eye shadow, I apply with a cotton bud, which I also use to smudge the kohl, so I’m still brush free. And there, my dears, you have it! Effortless Mummy Making Up for the new year!

Until next time,
Hannah xo

P.S. In order to get your streamlined makeup bag going, my good friends at Benefit are offering my readers 50% off select items. Enjoy!

Thursday, 21st June 2007

OK... having met 4D properly today, I have decided to go with her for the following reason: her office is five minutes away. You see, I liked both women... my gut didn't tell me anything. I also liked the coincidence that she is from Connecticut and her mother is English. My Mother is from CT and my Father is English. If she was Jewish, it would be perfect-- or be-ershert-- as we say... I don't think I am far off! As for the hospital situation, we will decide when we need to decide: memorial East or Memorial Miramar. I have to say, though, to be truthful and fair, the plasma screen TV opposite the exam chair, this morning on Regis & Kelly, is a VERY nice distraction!!! And when push came to shove, I made my decision based on these two superficial things because, like I said, both women were so nice and VERY informative.

So, job done. Mustn't think about it anymore as my head is in a tizzy from it all!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Day 1 on Blogger: MY quest to find an OB

Welcome to my Blogspot... Here, I will chronicle--in even more detail--the realities on how it is to be the young Mummy of a lively and energetic 18-month-old boy, and the wife of a livewired 35-year-old husband!!! Of course, I will also keep you up-to-date on the latest and greatest tools for all you Mummies and "To-Bes" out there. From jeans to makeup, and nursery decor to travel... please let me know what you would like to know and hear from me.

There's nothing like gtting right down to the nitty gritty... so let's get to it.

Today, I have continued on my elusive quest for an OB/ GYN. The US-system is soooooo different to that back home--not that I ever had to go through the UK-system--but, by all accounts, it really is. There is no GP and no midwife. You're out on your own. And there are so many choices. It's mind boggling. My requirements, you would think, are simple, that my OB be female and be able to confirm that she is more than 80% likely to be the one who will deliver my future baby(s). It's taken me a while but--at last--I have been referred to two women who are up for the task. Now what's the problem? I like them both!!! Urgh. Now I have to decide which one I will have to break up with. So I am up to my eyeballs researching local hospitals (each woman delivers at a different hospital) and considering the realtive merits of each woman's facility. I have to say that today's candidate, with her plasma-screened waiting room and attractive enticements such as compliemntary 4-D ultrasound, may be slightly ahead of yesterday's with her idyllic office on the ocean.... HOWEVER, Ocean OB delivers at Broward General, which is supposed to have an award-winning NICU and beautiful rooms, whilst 4D OB delivers at Memorial where you are not guarranteed a "hotel-like" room in which to welcome you rprecious bundle of joy, nor is their NICU so top-notch. AND "Ocean" is a professional recommendation from the Elite OBGYN, my friend, Araba Sam (who takes no insurance but offers you man, pedis and massages to follow your exam, not to mention door-to-door limo service to and from her office. "4D" has been suggested to me through friends of friends. You see why this gets complicated?!

I will keep you posted.

In the meantime, Asher T is down for his mdiday snooze which gives me one hour to get on with some organisation around here. A woman's work is never done....

Until next time,
Hannah xo